“If ever there were an episode which demonstrates the folly of the great    European project then this is it.”
  NHS health guidelines state clearly that drinking water helps avoid    dehydration, and that Britons should drink at least 1.2 litres per day.  
  The Department for Health disputed the wisdom of the new law. A spokesman    said: “Of course water hydrates. While we support the EU in preventing false    claims about products, we need to exercise common sense as far as possible." 
  German professors Dr Andreas Hahn and Dr Moritz Hagenmeyer, who advise food    manufacturers on how to advertise their products, asked the European    Commission if the claim could be made on labels.  
  They compiled what they assumed was an uncontroversial statement in order to    test new laws which allow products to claim they can reduce the risk of    disease, subject to EU approval.  
  They applied for the right to state that “regular consumption of significant    amounts of water can reduce the risk of development of dehydration” as well    as preventing a decrease in performance.  
  However, last February, the European Food Standards Authority (EFSA) refused    to approve the statement.  
  A meeting of 21 scientists in Parma, Italy, concluded that reduced water    content in the body was a symptom of dehydration and not something that    drinking water could subsequently control.  
  Now the EFSA verdict has been turned into an EU directive which was issued on    Wednesday.  
  Ukip MEP Paul Nuttall said the ruling made the “bendy banana law” look    “positively sane”.  
  He said: “I had to read this four or five times before I believed it. It is a    perfect example of what Brussels does best. Spend three years, with 20    separate pieces of correspondence before summoning 21 professors to Parma    where they decide with great solemnity that drinking water cannot be sold as    a way to combat dehydration.  
  “Then they make this judgment law and make it clear that if anybody dares sell    water claiming that it is effective against dehydration they could get into    serious legal bother.  
  EU regulations, which aim to uphold food standards across member states, are    frequently criticised.  
  Rules banning bent bananas and curved cucumbers [what?? - ed.] were scrapped in 2008 after    causing international ridicule.
  Prof Hahn, from the Institute for Food Science and Human Nutrition at Hanover    Leibniz University, said the European Commission had made another mistake    with its latest ruling.  
  “What is our reaction to the outcome? Let us put it this way: We are neither    surprised nor delighted.  
  “The European Commission is wrong; it should have authorised the claim. That    should be more than clear to anyone who has consumed water in the past, and    who has not? We fear there is something wrong in the state of Europe.”  
  Prof Brian Ratcliffe, spokesman for the Nutrition Society, said dehydration    was usually caused by a clinical condition [like hot weather and low fluid intake? - ed.] and that one could remain    adequately hydrated without drinking water.  [As the study was done in Italy, perhaps they had something else in mind? - ed.]

 Water?   Where we're going, we don't need water.
He said: “The EU is saying that this does not reduce the risk of dehydration    and that is correct.  
  “This claim is trying to imply that there is something special about bottled    water which is not a reasonable claim.”